A few weeks ago my ditsy neighbor was over in our yard asking her daughter how school had gone. Daughter said that she was not allowed to eat her marshmallows for a snack at school because they were a sugary snack and their class is not allowed to have sugary snacks at their snack time. Neighbor says, "Marshmallows? I didn't know they had sugar in them." Flabbergasted, I reply, "marshmallows are ALL sugar, and a little bit of gelatin." "Oh great, that's all my two-year-old eats." Sigh. Sad but true. I saw someone over at said neighbor's house a few days ago measuring for an appraisal. I was hoping they were getting ready to sell, but no, they took out a second mortgage to finance the opening of a jewelry store. But we figure either way we win: if the shop does well, they'll move into a big fancy house in a big fancy neighborhood. If it does poorly, they'll move back to Idaho.
Another true story: E ate fish and liked it. Hallelujah. She even asked for some for breakfast.
And finally, E and M have discovered a new favorite game: ponies go to college. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
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Candy? I didn't know candy had sugar in it! What next, you'll tell me frosted flakes have sugar. Oh, yes, I know your lovely neighbor, and she is very nice, just dumb. Mom
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