E THE AUTHOR

E got back the first book she wrote in kindergarten. I'll put in subtitles for the boneheads in the audience who can't read perfectly elegant English.

I fell off the couch. I was sad.

I went to the doctor. They took an x-ray.

They put on a splint. I went to sleep. Then I went home.

IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THIS SCREAM "NOBEL PRIZE" TO ANYONE ELSE??